Fantabulous Fucking Friday!!

My absofuckinglutely favorite day of the week is here. Head on over to Boobies and link up to give the world the collective finger.

This week, I'm sticking to my theme, and I just have one:



Cancer sucks ass. I hate it. And fuck it. Fuck it all to hell.

And after you're done telling the world to stick it.. Check out the fabulous Ms. CB.

I love her. But you must have a SLUTCODE to participate, and since I'm so cool, I have it.

Purple Monkey Balls

Do you see why I love this bitch??

It's Friday!!!!!!!!!!! About Fucking Time..

Boobies has this absoilutely amazing little meme on Fridays..

It's an open invitation to give a big ole' fawk you out to whomever you'd like. (Except I don't fawk, I fuck.. If I don't watch my language for my kids, I'm not watching it for you, sorry.)

And the skanktastic Ms. CB has this one:

Only if you don't follow her rules, she'll shove a stiletto up your ass, so beware.


My oh my.. this week did not really start off well and no doubt it will end the same way..

Though I am very excited that Connie's coming to visit this weekend. I heart her like you wouldn't believe.

And onto my bitching..

Fuck you all my favorite authors, especially Mr. Ihavetoomanymiddleinitials. Can't you guys get on some alternating writing schedule or something?? I have nothing to read, and when I do I'll have like 12 books, and then nothing again for like 2 years.

Fuck you Perry. Really?? Using Uncle Youhaven'ttalkedtoin8years's death to gain sympathy from people is pathetic. And rude. He was a really great guy and I get that you're sad, but I know you, and you're not sad in a hysterical "I have to go home right now or I'll breakdown in front of the kids way", you're sad in a moderately morose "I really should have gone to see him sometime and now I'll never be able to" way. Really, can't you be honest for once?? People might like you better if you were.

Fuck you again Perry. Really you can't trade weekends with me so that I can do a Halloween Party for the kids?? Of, course you can come id you really want, but the kids are friends with my friends' kids and Alien is going to be there and you can't stand him. So fine, have it your weekend, but I don't want to hear you bitching.

Fuck you people who got mad at me for not calling them when Bean was in the hospital. It wasn't really that serious and honestly, if you're not Mom & Dad Bean then really it wasn't any of your business if Bean and I didn't choose to make it so. Plus, if you'd asked to be on my real Facebook friends list, then you would have known, but you didn't, so shut the hell up.

Fuck you microfiches. I barely remember you, and now I know why - I have blocked out another bad memory, which I am very good at, thank you.

That's about it.. Mostly just some minor irritants..

How's your week?? Do you have any fuck you's to give out??

Fawk You Friday and Blogstalk Friday

It's Friday!! Finally. This week has dragged ass!!

And it's time to send out all of my big "Fuck You's"..

• Tedious reports that make my eyes hurt. And I'm a little concerned that you could use that description for 90% of my job, and yet if asked I would still say I liked it. What does that say about me??


• Phone that won't stay charged. You suck and not just the life out of the battery.


• Hotmail


• Fencing


• Control freak teacher at Oliver's school


• UPS - that package was supposed to be here a week earlier than it was. And I missed Bean's birthday because of you.
  

And on a totally not related note.

Today is Tallulah's 7th birthday!! Happy Birthday Princess.

Fawk You Friday and Blogstalk Friday

It's Friday!!


I do realize that it's called "Fawk You" Friday, but I'm sorry, I cuss with every other word that comes out of my mouth. I'm not holding back now.

Fuck you Shrinks. It's not nice to play around with people's sanity just for your own amusement. I bet you record those calls for "quality assurance" and sit there at your Shrink parties laughing your asses off.

Fuck you Migraines. 4 days is too long. You're not going to make me miss work or punch my husband in the trachea. So give it up already. I will, however, someday find someone to cut off my head, and when I do, you are toast.

Fuck you Perry. When you walk in to pick something up "real quick", it does not mean "stay for 30 minutes", especially not in the middle of family dinner.

Fuck you Mom. My doctor's appointments are none of your damn business!!

That's enough for one week, I think.

Also there's CB's Blogstalk Friday with her new nifty button.