Internet Porn

My husband is a goofball. And most of the time I don't really mind, like when he makes funny faces for no reason, or tells jokes that nobody gets.

But, last weekend we went on a date and we were sitting there (not too terribly far from a family with a young daughter) and Bean starts telling me about this song he had stuck in his head at work - "Internet Porn".

The whole conversation was fine until he started singing it at the table..

Ya'll, Bean has a voice that carries.

And the worst part was, he knew all the words. The man who can't remember what day it is, or what my friends' names are. Every.single.last.word. At our early dinner before the pub turned into a pub.