Bean and I don't do New Years Resolutions. But, here's my list of things that would be fucking awesome to have happen in 2011.
- Win the lottery. Obviously.
- Take the kids to Colorado. Preferably with Bean.
- Keep Oliver from being bullied to badly at school.
- Potty train the damn rat dog bitch.
- Let the damn rat dog bitch have some puppies.
- Sell said puppies.
- Get decorations for my bathroom Christmas tree.
- Boycott Science Fair.
- Get a new damn job (or at least a new boss).
- Conquer the world (in Civilization).
- Get a computer that actually works.
- Get a laptop that noone else is allowed to touch, so that I have somewhere to put my porn collection.
- Pay off my brand new paper credit card.
- Buy Christmas/Birthday presents in advance.
- Have a fucking amazing not 30th birthday party.
- Educate Bean on which Holidays are important to me, and which ones I don't give a rat dogs ass about.
But mostly, just try to enjoy life a little more.
