No really, there are cats in my attic. I tend to think we should leave them alone, cats are very self sufficient and there’s nothing up there. And if they want to fry in my bazillion degrees attic, more power to them, but I’ve gotten lots of advice on how to deal with them, mostly from the guys at work.
Coon-Ass Boss says to throw some rat poison up there and then go retrieve the dead bodies.
Yuck.
FNG says to throw a dog up there, preferably a rat terrier (he has a neighbor I can borrow one from) and let it kill them and bring the bodies to me.
Redneck Boss says that Dodger can do the job.
Again, yuck.
Old Pervert and Colonel Sanders for once didn’t have any advice.
Coon-Ass Boss says to throw some rat poison up there and then go retrieve the dead bodies.
Yuck.
FNG says to throw a dog up there, preferably a rat terrier (he has a neighbor I can borrow one from) and let it kill them and bring the bodies to me.
Redneck Boss says that Dodger can do the job.
Again, yuck.
Old Pervert and Colonel Sanders for once didn’t have any advice.
Go figure.
Tallulah says we should feed them, and hug them and love them forever.*
Um, no. We already have a cat that I don’t like, we do not need more.
*She actually didn’t say that. I’m not really sure what she said, because I was at work when they were discovered, she probably really said “Awwwwwww!!!!!!!!”, but I guarantee she was thinking something to that effect, she’s a cat person.
Tallulah says we should feed them, and hug them and love them forever.*
Um, no. We already have a cat that I don’t like, we do not need more.
*She actually didn’t say that. I’m not really sure what she said, because I was at work when they were discovered, she probably really said “Awwwwwww!!!!!!!!”, but I guarantee she was thinking something to that effect, she’s a cat person.
And incidentally I'm doing the Friday Follow - I'm not entirely sure how it works since my phone is smarter than me, but I really like the idea..
