Showing posts with label TV. Show all posts
Showing posts with label TV. Show all posts

Sunday, March 13, 2011

Game of Thrones

This is not a real post, because as you read this I will be in Colorado recovering from 18 hours alone in the car with my monsters darling children.

But I am ridiculously excited about this, so I had to share..



    If you have no idea what this is all about, then I'll tell you.

    This is an HBO adaptation of one of the best fantasy series ever written. The series is actually called "A Song of Ice and Fire" and its written by George R. R. Martin.

    You may remember that I am a fantasy fan. But if you've read a few fantasy novels, you understand that they often follow a pattern:

    • Young person (usually a boy) finds out that he's not who he thought he was - maybe its a family history thing or maybe he himself is just special.

    • He goes on a journey because of some tragedy that's happened.

    • He is guided by someone (usually an old man) that he's known for awhile, if not his entire life.

    • He discovers that said guide is really someone very powerful and well known.


    The reason why I love George R. R. Martin's books is that they follow no formula. I have read many, many fantasy novels, and most of them don't surprise me anymore. GRRM throws me for a loop at every turn. You never know what he's going to do. In fact, though there are dozens of unsolved questions in his series, there's only one that I am fairly sure I know the answer to.

    I won't spoil it for you, but I highly reccommend reading the books and watching the series. It promises to be amazing.*



    *And for you guys out there - there should be quite a bit of T & A.



    Saturday, April 3, 2010

    UnWrapped and Bill Nye the Food Guy or I’m so gonna write Food Network


    We watch TV to go to sleep. Before we got married I had this (surprise) fairly insane habit of watching one DVD on repeat for a month (or three) and then switching it out. But Bean likes food network. And that’s cool, I like food.
    But there’s this one guy that I hate, I mean I absolutely abhor him. He makes my teeth hurt.

    I don’t know what his name is or what his show’s called. I call him Bill Nye the Food Guy. He needs to come on at three in the afternoon as an educational program, or at three in the morning when I’m asleep. But instead he comes on when I want to go to sleep no matter when it is.

    He’s always explaining the science behind cooking.

    WHO CARES?!?!

    Thus the name. He bothers me.
    But what bothers me more is that he’s always right before the show I really like going to sleep to – Unwrapped.
    It’s perfect!! It’s entertaining enough that if I can’t sleep I can watch it, but it’s not manic so it doesn’t keep me from sleeping (like Iron Chef, which doesn’t bother me, but does keep me from sleeping). I love it!! Plus it’s got the Double Dare guy on it, so it makes me happy.

    Bean thinks I’m funny for liking it so much.

    Me: Where’s Unwrapped??

    Bean: It’s not on.

    Me: Why not?!?!

    Bean: Because it doesn’t come on tonight.

    Me: Why not?!?!

    Bean: Because it just doesn’t, it comes on tomorrow.

    Me: Well, what’s on??

    Bean: Iron Chef.

    Me: But that’s not Unwrapped.

    Bean: No.

    Me: Why not?!?!

    Bean: Because it’s Iron Chef.

    Me: I’m going to write a letter to Food Network.

    Bean: Saying what?

    Me: That they need to put Unwrapped on every night from 9:00 – 2:00.

    Bean: And what reason are you going to give them?

    Me: So I can go to sleep to it. Obviously.

    Bean: I’m not sure they’re going to go for that, Honey.

    Me: Why not?!?!

    Bean: Because they just won’t.

    Me: But they have to.

    Bean: They don’t really just move shows for one person.

    Me: Why not?!?

    Bean: Because.

    Me: But their schedule doesn’t work for me it’s wonky!!

    Bean: I know.

    Me: I NEED them to move it!!

    Bean: But they won’t.

    Me: Why not?!?!

    Bean: They need better reasons than that. Like ratings, and money.

    Me: But Unwrapped is awesome!!

    Bean: I know Baby, but it doesn’t really work that way.

    Me: AND!! I need my sleep!! HAH!!

    Bean: .....

    Me: OOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Maybe I can tell them to move Bill Nye the food guy to 4:00 AM while I’m at so I NEVER have to see him again!!!!!!!!!!!

    Bean: Look honey, there he is on Iron Chef.

    Me: Grrrrrrrr..