Bean and I don't do New Years Resolutions. But, here's my list of things that would be fucking awesome to have happen in 2011.
- Win the lottery. Obviously.
- Take the kids to Colorado. Preferably with Bean.
- Keep Oliver from being bullied to badly at school.
- Potty train the damn rat dog bitch.
- Let the damn rat dog bitch have some puppies.
- Sell said puppies.
- Get decorations for my bathroom Christmas tree.
- Boycott Science Fair.
- Get a new damn job (or at least a new boss).
- Conquer the world (in Civilization).
- Get a computer that actually works.
- Get a laptop that noone else is allowed to touch, so that I have somewhere to put my porn collection.
- Pay off my brand new paper credit card.
- Buy Christmas/Birthday presents in advance.
- Have a fucking amazing not 30th birthday party.
- Educate Bean on which Holidays are important to me, and which ones I don't give a rat dogs ass about.
But mostly, just try to enjoy life a little more.
4 comments:
That is by far THE best fuckin' non resolution list of things anybody could want. Best. Ever. 'Nough said.
Will you add post more often to the list? (wink-wink)
Hi JJ, been missing you. *le sigh*
p.s. like how I even sigh in French?
Here is to enjoying life and personal computers with hot porn...oh and boycotting science fairs! haha!
Happy New Year!
This is a GREAT list! I may have to make one of my own.
And think about laughing more often. I find it most emotionally lifting.
Whoa... 2011 sees Jennifer roaring back with a vengeance!
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