Actual conversation with Oliver this morning:
Me: Are you ready? (keep in mind that he is hiding behind his bed at this point)
Me: Have you brushed your hair?
Me: Are you wearing shoes & socks?
Me: Is your fly zipped?
Oliver: (while trying to get into his fly) Well, since I can't play with my penis at the moment, I guess so.
I left the room, assuming he was ready.