Sunday, January 24, 2010


Actual conversation with Oliver this morning:

Me: Are you ready? (keep in mind that he is hiding behind his bed at this point)

Oliver: Yup.

Me: Have you brushed your hair?

Oliver: Yup.

Me: Teeth?

Oliver: Yup.

Me: Are you wearing shoes & socks?

Oliver: Yup.

Me: Pants?

stands up

Oliver: Yup.

Me: Is your fly zipped?

Oliver: (while trying to get into his fly) Well, since I can't play with my penis at the moment, I guess so.

I left the room, assuming he was ready.

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