Saturday, March 5, 2011

Because Bitches Bitch

Did ya miss me??

Yeah, I did too.

I'd like to tell you about my fantastic trip to Morocco while I was away, but as I don't know anything about Morocco (including how to spell it really), I'd just be pulling shit out of my ass.

The truth is, I've been bitchy.

About everything.

Mom, kids, work, friends and Bean. I've got nothing productive to say about anyone but Rowlf. He's still stinkin' adorable. (And I'm seriously considering getting him a mohawk - but that would actually make a good post)

And I'm still feeling bitchy. And I haven't been here because I didn't want to bore everyone with my constant complaints. But today I have one that I had to share and I thought y'all would find amusing.

Bean bought me Christmas/Birthday laptop today. (It's pink and I love it.)

The only problem was that I couldn't remember the password for my wifi. So I called Comcast to see if they knew it.

They didn't.

So they sent me to Netgear.

The guy had a VERY heavily accented English and was snappy if I didn't understand him.

And then he tells me that he can't help me unless I pay $100.

Fuck that.

So I hung up and went digging around on the old computer where the router lives.

And there was a little icon that said "Router" on it.

So I opened it.

And there's all my info. Definitely NOT worth $100.

6 comments:

KLZ said...

No one who is snarky about customer service deserves $100. Glad you didn't have to pay it.

Nikki Rules said...

Wait a minute, you haven't been blogging because you'd be bitchin too much and thought it would turn us off? Wtf is a blog for if not for that? Just glad you found your password without having to spend $100... that would totally suck ass!

yeah I missed ya, dont do that again!

bluzdude said...

Yeah! What Nikki said! We're your 100% free online therapy service. (For the first 3 minutes, anyway. Then it's $3.00 per minute.)

Jennifer Juniper said...

Bluz - It's still probably cheaper than my $100 snarky customer service guy!
Nikki - I know!! But my Mama always told me "If you can't say something nice don't say anything at all", which I took to mean "If you're feeling incredibly bitchy then shut your damn mouth"..

I'm working on it. I promise.

Aunt Crazy said...

SHUT THE FRONT DOOR...is this a real post from my missing friend, JJ???

So glad you're BACK!!!

Drake Sigar said...

Fuck Netgear. They gave me faulty merchandise. Three times. In a row.