This is Connie. She's my cousin and quite possibly the only person (other than Bean) that I couldn't live without. She was supposed to come over for lots of wine and dancing and possibly karaoke this weekend but couldn't because her ex-husband is a douche-canoe (I totally stole that - I'm not that good).
She's also one of the few people who can bring me down from one of my hysterical outbursts without breaking a sweat.
She's awesome and I love her, and I just wanted you to know.