Holy cow. One of the guys at work was talking about getting a life raft off one of the boats. Only he called it a “float a boy”* which is totally perfect because you know that’s exactly what they’re supposed to do. The boat sinks and they float a boy. Awesome.
*I’m actually pretty sure that I misheard him and he said something like: “float or a buoy”, but I just heard “float a boy”.