Tuesday, September 14, 2010

I Wish You'd Been There or Back to Blogging Day 2

Onto Day 2 of Back to Blogging..

Where I will win Thelma and Louise because I'm fantastic and Standards of Excellence, Westar Kitchen and Bath, and Florida Builder Appliances are all my facebook friends. And we all know that facebook friends are tight.

Anyway - The whole idea is brought to you by SITS and I'm loving these post prompts.

Today: A post I wish more people had read.

This one is from February 6, 2010:

I am totally going to die. You should absolutely not come have lunch with me or bring me flowers or visit me at work for any reason whatsoever. Really. Because someone left these really creepy barrels of something out in our parking lot.

I should now mention that our parking lot is right off a major freeway and so it's kind of a pain to get to so noone would think to themselves,

"Gee what a nifty place to store my creepy barrels!"

Oh, and we're also in just about the ghettoest place you can be in Houston without actually being in one of the wards and noone has stolen them, so they are too creepy even for the creeps.. Yeah.

Plus since all the really awesome people on the ship channel work in my building, it would be an fantastic terrorist target..

But I don't think that a terrorist put them there, I think that the creepy ex employee who came to work on his last day looking like he had a bomb strapped to his chest is the one who put them there..

He SAYS that it was a karate gui under his sweater, but I think he was just happy to see me..

Anyway.. I'm totally going to email these pictures to the over-achieving safety chic and tell her we have an F.B.I. and she should investigate it, and possibly call the other FBI, because those barrels could explode at any minute.

Mostly, I like this post because it's so very me to freak out about something like barrels. And I actually made a powerpoint presentation about these fishy barrels. Plus I like that I have actual pictures, which doesn't happen too often.


Miss Nikki said...

You'd so get along with Dwight. From The Office. Dwight would totally freak about these barrels too. Maybe you'd be the blond Angela in The Office. But I doubt it. You're probably more like Pam.

You're right, everybody should read THIS post of yours.

KLZ said...

Um, let's face it, barrels of all sorts are creepy. I don't know how people ever went over waterfalls in them. Creepy.

Jennifer Juniper said...

I have actually never watched The Office.. maybe I should rectify that..