Wednesday, September 1, 2010

I'm Too Random For My Blog

Holy shit it's been all crazy!!

I have no coherent sentences for you, so I'm going to cheat and use bullets. Because I can, and I'm a secretary, so I love bullets.

  • This migraine will not quit. I don't even know what day I'm on anymore.
  • I'm not hallucinating yet, though, so that's good.
  • I have found (completely by accident) that jack & vicodin are an excellent combination.
  • But I'm not an addict.
  • And now I have K's Choice in my head.
  • Fuck.
  • I broke my ex-husband's car.
  • It was totally fun.
  • It also wasn't my fault, in case you were wondering.
  • I still kindof hate people.
  • Especially certain people.
  • I'm not telling you who.
  • Bean I can control my inner monologue.
  • It's almost time for my follow-up with Dr. No Personality.
  • I may yell at him.
  • He'll probably want to give me more drugs.
  • But not the kind I need.
  • Tallulah got moved out of her original class and put into the smart kid class.
  • Because she's smart.
  • Her original teacher was bummed.
  • Because Tallulah's an angel for everyone who is not me.
  • And also because I give great teacher bribes gifts.
  • Oliver convinced me to buy him a fedora and some truly hideous fake glasses.
  • Oddly enough they kind of work for him.
  • He also brought home a fundraiser packet.
  • Less than a week after the first day of school.
  • I hate Fundraisers.
  • With a fiery and intense passion.


Chels said...

Hi sweetie. Found this and thought you might be interested. It was on WebMD about migraines.


Chels said...

...and by the way...What up??? Really? I didn't make your cast list? I'm so hurt!

woman:confused said...

wait, they have a smart kids class? I'm so jealous! Here they just have the every kid class and the pull out class. I mean, not that I'm about to change districts but I do wish there was a class for the bright kids instead of the pull out program

and I hate fundraisers too. but you knew that. I may have to post my rant about that, actually...

JoJo said...

I like the bullets! My favorite one was "fuck."

Miss Nikki said...

i like how they're random bullets but they follow like your post-it notes... cool post. you deserve an award. hey wait, i just gave you one. ツ

p.s. i love that crooked smile, i copied it a while ago and just paste it, i wish i knew how to get that smile without having to go back and copy it

Aunt Crazy said...

I hate fundraisers too...that is all.