I'm Too Random For My Blog

Holy shit it's been all crazy!!

I have no coherent sentences for you, so I'm going to cheat and use bullets. Because I can, and I'm a secretary, so I love bullets.

• This migraine will not quit. I don't even know what day I'm on anymore.
• I'm not hallucinating yet, though, so that's good.
• I have found (completely by accident) that jack & vicodin are an excellent combination.
• But I'm not an addict.
• And now I have K's Choice in my head.
• Fuck.
• I broke my ex-husband's car.
• It was totally fun.
• It also wasn't my fault, in case you were wondering.
• I still kindof hate people.
• Especially certain people.
• I'm not telling you who.
• Bean I can control my inner monologue.
• It's almost time for my follow-up with Dr. No Personality.
• I may yell at him.
• He'll probably want to give me more drugs.
• But not the kind I need.
• Tallulah got moved out of her original class and put into the smart kid class.
• Because she's smart.
• Her original teacher was bummed.
• Because Tallulah's an angel for everyone who is not me.
• And also because I give great teacher bribes gifts.
• Oliver convinced me to buy him a fedora and some truly hideous fake glasses.
• Oddly enough they kind of work for him.
• He also brought home a fundraiser packet.
• Less than a week after the first day of school.
• I hate Fundraisers.
• With a fiery and intense passion.