Saturday, July 24, 2010

Internet Porn

My husband is a goofball. And most of the time I don't really mind, like when he makes funny faces for no reason, or tells jokes that nobody gets.

But, last weekend we went on a date and we were sitting there (not too terribly far from a family with a young daughter) and Bean starts telling me about this song he had stuck in his head at work - "Internet Porn".

The whole conversation was fine until he started singing it at the table..

Ya'll, Bean has a voice that carries.

And the worst part was, he knew all the words. The man who can't remember what day it is, or what my friends' names are. Every.single.last.word. At our early dinner before the pub turned into a pub.

10 comments:

Christy said...

LOL! Of course he knew the words.

bluzdude said...

That's from the syndicated Bob and Tom radio show. I heard them do another song like that once... It was called "My Enormous Penis".

"I take a look at my enormous penis/
and everything is going my way... "

Tracie said...

That's going to be stuck in my head tonight, too.

Have you ever heard "The Internet Is For Porn" from Avenue Q? I sing that one sometimes, too.

Midwestern Mama Holly said...

Gotta love em. Men, such simple creatures.

Crazy Brunette said...

OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!

That's awesome!!! I want to know what the parents did! I know when I'm slinging 'fuck' 'slut' 'dickhole' around I get real dirty looks!

Joann Mannix said...

I have one of those goofballs, too. He would definitely sing the song as loud as he could. In fact, I'm not even going to tell him about this song, because it would be inevitable.

Goofballs are the best though, aren't they?

Gnetch said...

Oh! Ahahaha!! My friend made me listen to that song. He has it saved in his iPod and he knew every word of the song as well! It was funny!!!

Dr. Heckle said...

HAHA! That's just...just... beautiful.

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Chels said...

Wow. Does he know my name yet? Seriously, I couldn't even catch half of the words, let alone remember them. Is that what he does all day? Must be nice to get paid for that! Well, consolation is that until it gets to the girl on girl on girl on guy on sheep part, at least it's rather fast and maybe the family didn't catch it...Lol!