So, I'm all back from Colorado and whatnot. But I guess because I didn't die on the multiple planes, that means that I should have a medical emergency.
I'm in the hospital with appendicitis.
And I haven't eaten in something like 20 hours.
And the nurse is mad at me because I didn't remember the last time I pooped. (Apparantly you're supposed to write it down IN CASE of any abdominal pain)
And my roommate has a large family that are all visiting at the same time and babbling LOUDLY in Spanish.
And I NEED a fucking cigarette. BAD. I may kill a few nurses soon.