Tuesday, July 6, 2010

vacation from my vacation

So, I'm all back from Colorado and whatnot. But I guess because I didn't die on the multiple planes, that means that I should have a medical emergency.

I'm in the hospital with appendicitis.

And I haven't eaten in something like 20 hours.

And the nurse is mad at me because I didn't remember the last time I pooped. (Apparantly you're supposed to write it down IN CASE of any abdominal pain)

And my roommate has a large family that are all visiting at the same time and babbling LOUDLY in Spanish.

And I NEED a fucking cigarette. BAD. I may kill a few nurses soon.

12 comments:

Jessica R. said...

Oh God! I hope you get to feeling better soon. Funny, I had appendicitis when I went I traveled to see family...

Sarah R said...

That sucks! LOL, I know I chart all of my bowel movements, going back to birth. ::rolleyes::

Heal up, girl! My mom had her appendix out and it really sucked (the pain beforehand, but not too bad after).

Marlene said...

Yikes - that does NOT sound like fun. Get better soon!

cathyjoy said...

feel better soon. and keeping track of shit? brilliance - NOT!

woman:confused said...

ugh that sucks. I will come visit you and speak loudly in FRENCH. And you won't know what I'm saying any more than the annoying people next to you but you will think it's funny.
Wait. You shouldn't laugh. It will hurt.
I'll come see you though.

Kelly said...

Ugh that sucks!! I hope your feeling better soon!!

Christy said...

Yeah those nurses can be difficult. Feel better soon.

Judie said...

Oooooh! There is nothing worse than being held hostage anyplace without a sigarette! I feel your pain! I wish I could help you out with the Spanish, but the only things I know are " la cuenta por favor!" ("Check, please!") and "Mas Cafe!" ("more coffee"). Oh, and "banios?" ("bathroom?")

Miss Nikki said...

Hey Jennifer! Getting any better? Let me know when confused comes to speak french and annoy people, I'll go too, what's worse than 1 annoying loud french speaking person? 2 annoying loud french speaking people! hahaha!

colbymarshall said...

Yikes! Feel better soon!

Candance said...

Holy hell! Hope you feel better and get really, really good drugs. That's my fave part about surgery, but I'm almost out of parts they can remove that I can live without.

When the people are speaking loudly in Spanish, just start hollering, "NO MOLESTE!!" I don't really know what it means, but my bff told me to do that in Mexico and the men bothering me laughed, but they also looked a little terrified and ran away! Maybe they'll run away, too.

Allon said...

That's very disappointing for you.It's very unfortunate to happen while travel. It doesn't feel to be remembered.

Sara