Monday, June 28, 2010

I'm Too Random for My Blog

I know Wednesday is random day, and I've already posted twice today, but I have some requests to fill.

First, Bean requested that I post this:

I am the Queen of Romance.

I randomly asked him if he would ever get a chin implant, because seriously, he has NO chin, and I don't really care, but I think about plastic surgery all the time for my no boobs, so I was wondering.*

And then I was picking a piece of something off his forehead and he said something about his uni-brow, so I I asked him if I could pluck it. And he said no, because he's going to the store to buy beer, and I said I could pluck it tonight when he went to bed.

So he said, Oh baby!! That would be HOTT!!

And then he said I must go blog about this right now

So look at me all being the good wife and stuff.

*He said no, just in case you were wondering.

And then, a couple of people have asked about "Word Up Yo!" and "Fawk You Friday", so here's the links for those.

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Though here's the actual post from last Friday.

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And here's the actual post for this week's Word Up Yo!


Christy said...

I am SOOOOOOOO happy you are letting everyone of your followers know about Fawk You Friday. You are the best! And I'm always laughing at your posts.

Jennifer Juniper said...

No problem!! I mentioned it and they've all been crazy, because you know anyone who would read my blog would be very into Fawk You Friday.

♥Cari♥ said...

Yay for more Fawk You Friday people!

Midwestern Mama Holly said...

Woo hoo - home time tonight for you !!!

Judie said...

Boobs are highly over-rated. They work the same regardless of the size. I had mine reduced. A chin, however, is much more important. The general public tends to think of people with no chins as sort of whimpy. This of course is completely untrue, but a fact nevertheless.

What I want is a neck-lift. I was born with a neck muscle that doesn't curve in nicely, giving me that swan appearance--no,no,no! It angles down at a 45 degree angle and makes me look like I have a collection of chins of decreasing sizes in a pouch. That is my dream! To have my neck done.

cathyjoy said...

rocky mountain chocolate factory is the bomb!!! nom, nom, nom!

Jennifer Juniper said...

I'm so bummed that I can't Fawk You this week!! Ya'll have fun without me.

Judie - maybe it's not so much that I need boobs, as I need a smaller ass and thighs to match my current no boobs, but I kind of like my ghetto ass, so I need boobs to match. I'm lopsided, it's sad.

Cathyjoy - I can't wait, chocolate is my friend. Bean promised me some if I'm a good girl.

Sarah R said...

LOL! You are a hoot!

Miss Nikki said...

Thanks... I'm so gonna do the fawk you thing!

♥Cari♥ said...

I gave you an award!