We'll go ahead and make a theme this week - almost dying and my in-laws, here’s a couple of random bits involving them or almost dying:
This is an actual conversation between me and Bean while I was driving on the Big Ass Bridge on my way home from work one day.
Me: THERE’S FOG!!
Me: I CAN’T SEE!!
Bean: Did you turn on the windshield wipers?
Me: NO!!! BECAUSE THEY DON’T WORK!!!
Bean: Baby, turn on the windshield wipers.
Me: THEY DON’T WORK, AND I CAN’T SEE AND I’M GOING TO DIE!!!!
We weren’t married yet, and he lived closer to the office than I did, so I had to stop there and be hysterical for awhile, and of course his parents were there visiting. That’s when they realized that he and I were not exaggerating when we said I was crazy.
Also, Bean drove me to work almost every day after that, even though he bought me a new car with working windshield wipers the next week.
Bean's brother, Harley just got a new job, but then ended up in the hospital.
He's been there a week, and has been totally coherent the whole time, and has been going on and on about how worried he is about his job.
But he didn't call work to give them an update.
Finally Mom Bean had to stand over him while he called work - the boy is like 45 years old.