Tuesday, June 15, 2010

I'm a Whore

I'm not supposed to tell ya'll this story, but it was fucking hysterical, and Bean has to understand that anything fucking hysterical that happens in our lives is going to make the blog, because I love you guys and I can't deprive you.

(and Bean doesn't read the blog anyway)

The other night Bean was taking a nap and I was watching Bring It On: Just an Excuse to Show Scantily Clad Teenage Girls:

Bean: She looks like a whore.

Me: Huh??

Bean: (sits up and looks at me) Don't turn my wife into a whore!!

Me: What??

Bean: (lays back down) Don't turn my wife into a whore!!

Me: What are you talking about?!?

Bean: (starts snoring)

I asked him about it later and he totally did not remember this conversation.

4 comments:

Midwestern Mama Holly said...

LOL!! Its time like these you wish you had a recorder handy.

Jennifer Juniper said...

I know!! Especially since I'm pretty sure he thinks I'm making the whole thing up.

Kristy said...

That is funny - - Jason talks in his sleep and says crazy things when he wakes up. I think Bean should be worried that you admit to watching Bring it On??????

KLZ said...

Ha! Oh, men. Never remembering they've insulted us. ;)