I had an epiphany yesterday.
I'm fucking annoying. And not in the mildly obnoxious sense of the word, but in the "wow, I want to stab that woman in the eye with a spoon" sense of the word.
I was talking to this bitch at work (and I mean that in the, she's a bitch, not she's a woman & I'm being a bitch sense of that word), and I realized that I say "so" ALOT.
I mean I've noticed it in my blogging, and it might scare you to know that I edit out a good 2/3 of my "so's", but there's still an ass load of them. But I had never noticed how much I say "so" when I talk. It's like this:
Bitch: How's it going in your office?
Me: Well, they can't make up their minds about anything, so.....
Bitch: I know how that is. Are there any other women down there?
Me: There's just Ms. Man, but she doesn't really count, so.....
Bitch: I know it's hard to get along with all the different personalities
Me: Oh yeah, but with women it's even worse, I won't let Anal Boss hire women anymore, so.........
Obviously that's a seriously edited conversation, but I shit you not, it was like every single fucking sentence had a "so" on the end. I was ready to gouge my OWN eye out with a spoon!!
I've never noticed it before, but yesterday it was like Pee-Wee's Playhouse, and everytime I said it there were flashing lights and sirens - because it was the fucking word of the day!!