I've Got a Theory

And it’s not bunnies.




Actually, I have several theories.




One is about my new bloggy friend, Just Me.


See, I started getting comments from Just Me, and she was super nice. I mean her comments were so sweet, and funny and well thought out. It was like she knew me!! And I think I even followed her back to her blog and thought:

This is such a great blog!! Why am I not following this blog?!?! It’s just like a blog I would follow!!
As soon as I get home and on my real computer, I’m totally going to follow my nice new bloggy friend!!

And then my brain farted.


But this week I was organizing my gmail and making little labels for all the people that need labels, and I was sad.

Because my old bloggy friend, Christy, stopped commenting on my blog.



Did I piss her off??


Am I not funny anymore??


Did I not comment on her blog enough??


What happened??




So the next morning I went to her blog.


And you know what?? Just Me hijacked Christy's blog!!


So I sent Just Me a message. And you know what?? They're the same person. Christy still loves me.


Yes, I was born blonde.





Another one of my theories is that Miss Nikki and I would be best friends if we ever really met in person.


Actually, I think that Miley shares this theory with me.


We love Miss Nikki. We think she is the bees knees.


I think that if she came to Texas I might have to gently break it to her that I’m not a lesbian. Because she would love me THAT much.



Ok, maybe not that much.




But she would definitely not be going back to whatever not Texas place it is that she lives in.



Booby would just have move his ass to Texas with her.



Oh, and I agree with her that Booby and Bean would be best buds. But it kind of disturbs me, because both of their blog pseudonyms kindof sound like baby comfort items.. and together they really do, so maybe not.





My last theory is that a South Texas Blogger Party would be fun.


I’m totally ganking this idea from Bluzdude. He had a Darwinfishfry and posted pictures and it looked like a blast.


So my theory is that if we had a South Texas Blogger Party (only good God, someone has to come up with a better name than that) it would be a riot, almost literally, since I'm pretty sure that all the Texas blogs I read are written by at least sorta insane loud women.. so there might have to be a bond collection and some designated bail posters.


Except that I’m a mousy, quiet, annoying thing in person. Miley, however, she’s exactly like she is on her blog.