Monday, August 30, 2010

Tattooing your Twat

This blows my mind..

Because vagazzling is now out of style, we have Vattooing. It's tattoos for pussies in both senses of the phrase, since they aren't real tattoos.





I wax. I get waxing. As my cousin says, it gets rid of any roach legs. Plus, it's cleaner.

But vajazzling and vattooing and vajacials??

When are women going to realize that men don't care what it looks like??

14 comments:

woman:confused said...

Twatooing!!

Men do care what it feels like so I think the waxing is OK. I have to shave. I don't like the shaving. It sucks. Waxing would suck worse for me though...

however, decorations are silly.

Evonne said...

I get the waxing and shaving, but you're right. Guys don't care if there's a pretty picture down there.

And if you are going to do this, suck it up and get a real tattoo.

Christy said...

Men do not care about that at all. All it takes is, "Let's do it" and they're standing at attention. Ok, maybe it doesn't even take that.

Midwestern Mama Holly said...

Well since I already have a naturally bald spot because of a hot chocolate incident... I could get a unicorn and rainbow twatooed on mine. Then again, maybe not =]

Judie said...

Before I begin waxing nostalgic about the fact that I am now bald as a grape, due to hormones, let me say that I don't think men care!

Marlene said...

Yup - have to agree with the masses....they don't care what it looks like. (What it SMELLS like is more to the point.)

Timoteo said...

Y'all are making me hungry.

JoJo said...

eeeek who would put a spider on there cha cha!!

I have to say she does have a nice tan line though...

Miss Nikki said...

twatooing! bwhahahahahaaaa! sounds like a star wars or avatar character! toooo funny! i also do the waxing, and think it's the best way, but all this stuff is insane!

Daisygirl said...

wait was she getting a cobweb on her yoohoo? haha!!! nice!

Young Finance Guy said...

It's not that we don't care... we are perhaps... very willing to settle. Ha.

Ummm...

I think a "fake tat" on or rather near and around that region would be cute as long as it was you know... "pretty". I don't think I would really be in to the skulls and cross bones, or some sort of "dark side symbol" or whatever, but then again You certainly are not going to get turned away.

I will say that keeping it manicured makes a big difference of what, the duration of what, and the frequency of what I am (and i think other holders of the dumb-stick will agree) willing to do for, or too a woman on that front.

"Less is more" typically holds true, but the main thing is that we like it "pretty"

On the other end of things i know I am more then willing to do whatever "it" is to the dumb-stick's surrounding area if I believe that it will get more attention that way. A.K.A. I am not a sexist commenter/blogger.

Thanks For Listening...

- Finance Guy

Aunt Crazy said...

I want to try waxing, but I'm skeeered. Tattooing the twat, I don't think I'll try that though!

Sara said...

Okay, why in the flaming shit would you want it to look like a spider has not only set up shop in your ha-ha, but has spun webs and is crawling out?

Ew.

Also, ew.

Candance said...

I ain't tattooing my chicken-fake or real. I'm all about making sure it doesn't look like Puxatony Phil ain't living down there, but I'm not putting artwork-or letting a stranger put artwork-down there (I whispered "down there" in my head as I typed it).