Monday, August 9, 2010

Penis Enlargement??


Lately I've been getting alot of anonymous comments about penile enlargement.

And it's got me wondering:



Do I need penile enlargement??



Do these advertisers know something I don't know??



Do those things actually work??



How do they work??



Why would they think that leaving a comment on my blog is going to make me jump up and say, "YES!! I NEED me some penis enlargement!!"



Is there something about my name that says "yup, she needs her a big ole' penis"??


I mean I guess when you get right down to it, I really do need a much larger penis, since I have no penis at all, but really I'm good.

Bean has it all under control, thanks.

13 comments:

BigSis said...

I feel the same way about the crazy ads that pop up on Facebook. Because I'm not married I get all the dating sites trying to lure me in. So annoying!

Kelly said...

I've been getting the same damn comments!!

Evonne said...

This is funny!

And the guy in those commercials is so happy it's downright creepy!

Flufferwuffer said...

Wow! Too funny!! I'm so glad my blog hasn't had any spam comments...

I guess I should add "yet" at the end of that sentence.

Cheap Geeks Anonymous

Dani said...

Omg that is freakin hilarious!!! I use AKISMET with wordpress. It catches spam comments (basically anyone that isnt subscribed to your blog) and I love IT!!! By the Way, I honestly think that if they put viagra o-t-c, it would make a "bigger" (pun very much intended) revenue. Men out there (and we women can all agree) are looking for quick fixes, and penile enlargement just takes too dern long LOL

Miss Nikki said...

You did choose the term "Bean" for your hubby. BEAN.

Don't you just love me?

Jennifer Juniper said...

Yes Nikki I did and it was for an entirely different reason.
I promise.
:-)

Jennifer Juniper said...

And yes, I do love you.

Marlene said...

Man, you get all the good ads. They keep wanting to lift my saggy tits. I don't know how the hell they can see me sitting at my computer screen.

Best Kept Secrets said...

I see all those ads and it makes me sad. I do wish i had a bigger penis...Wait.. no I don't. Cause I don't want a penis, well of my own anyway.

woman:confused said...

Honey, it's just because they think you're still married to Perry.

JoJo said...

bahahaha OMG I get the same emails!!

Jennifer Juniper said...

@Miley - Holy Smokes Batman!! I didn't think about that, but you are probably completely right!! And if I was still married to pencil dick I mean Perry then I would totally be interested in these ads!!

Thanks for solving the mystery!!